英國小說短文閱讀題及答案

① 英語閱讀理解練習題及答案 越短越好

一、
Betty and KittyBetty and Kitty are twins. They』re 12 years old. They look the same. But they have different hobbies. Betty likes collecting stamps. She has many beautiful stamps. They』re from different cities and countries. But Kitty likes growing flowers. The flowers are all very beautiful.Betty and Kitty both like reading books. Betty likes reading storybooks. But Kitty likes reading science books.On Sunday, they usually ride bikes to the park. They can play with their friends there. Sometimes their parents go there, too.
根據短文內容，判斷下列句子的正誤，正確的寫「T」，錯誤的寫「F」。
( ) 1. Betty is Kitty』s sister.
( ) 2. Betty likes growing flowers.
( ) 3. Kitty likes reading storybooks.
( ) 4. They』re twelve years old.
( ) 5. They usually take a bus to the park on Saturday.

二、
Lovely pandasPandas』 faces look like cats』, but their fat bodies and short tails are like bears』. Pandas are very lovely and they are friendly to people. People likes them very much.Most Pandas live in China. The northwestern part of Sichuan Province(省) and southern part of Gansu Province are their hometowns. Pandas like to climb trees. They usually live in the forests of high mountains, eat bamboo and drink spring water.
根據短文的意思，選出正確的答案。
( )1. The panda mainly lives in . A. America B. Shanghai C. London D. China
( )2. is like a cat』s. A. The panda B. The panda』s face C. The panda』s body D. The panda』s tail
( )3. Where are the pandas』 hometowns? A. Guangdong and Gansu. B. Sichuan and Suzhou.C. Gansu and Sichuan D. Hubei and Sichuan
( )4. What』s the panda』s main food? A. Rice. B. Meat. C. Bamboo. D. Grass.

三、
Four Good FriendsMary, Nancy, Ron and Kate are good friends. Mary』s favorite number is 3 and her favorite country is France. 16 is Nancy』s number, and America is her favorite country. Ron likes Japan very much. 30 is his favorite number. Whose favorite number is 60? Oh, it is Kate. Kate』s father works in Chinese food very much and they also like Chinese people. Kate』s lucky number is 6. All of them hope that one day they can travel the world together.
閱讀短文，回答問題。
1. What』s Mary』s favorite number?
2. What』s Nancy』s favorite country?
3. What』s Kate』s father』s job?
4. Does Kate like Chinese food?

「God made the world, but the Dutch made Holland.」 True to this saying, the people of the Netherlands are again 「making」 their land.
About 1980 the Netherlands will complete a project begun in the 1920』s: transforming the Zyuder Zee, an inlet (小港) of the North Sea into dry land and a freshwater lake. By stages, 550,000 acres of land will serve several purposes: instrial, recreational, military, and agricultural. Fed by the river Yssel, the remaining water basin Lake Yssel, about 300,000 acres will irrigate the surrounding land and help in the fight against salination (鹽化作用). Excess water will drain through sluices into the sea.
As the first stop a nineteen-mile-long barrier dam, rising twenty-five feet above sea level, closed the entrance to the Zuider Zee. Then the experimental polder of a hundred acres preceded the first and smallest of the main polders fifty thousand acres that became dry land in 1930. The fifth and largest polder 150,000 acres will be the last of the Zuider Zee works.
Farmers for the new polder (開拓地) come from every province. The Eastern Flevoland polder, completed in 1957, became farmland for many from the province of Zealand which was badly hit by the disastrous floods of 1953.
31. This article gives a present-day example of how__________.
A. salty soils are desalinated B. the Netherlands has increased its land area
C. irrigation systems are built D. dams are constructed
32. The period taken for the Zuider Zee project is__________.
A. from 1900 up to 1960 B. from the 1920 till about 1980
C. from 1930 to 1957 D. less than fifty years
33. The Zuider Zee will be replaced by____________.
A. 550,000 acres of land B. 300,000 acres of fresh water
C. both A and B D. Neither A nor B
34. The article gives a measurement for the__________.
A. height of the barrier dam B. width of the barrier dam
C. width of the road along the dam D. height above sea level of the area on the land side of dam
35. Implied but not stated:
A. The first step in the project was a barrier dam.
B. The polder recipe was first used in this century.
C. Half of the Netherlands is below sea level.
D. There is more than one method of fighting salination.

D B C D A

During the Christmas shopping rush in London, the intriguing story was reported of a tramp(流浪漢) who, apparently through no fault of his own, found himself locked in a well-known chain store late on Christmas Eve. No doubt the store was crowded with last minute Christmas shoppers and the staff were dead beat and longing to get home. Presumably all the proper Security checks were made before the store was locked and they left to enjoy the three-day holiday untroubled by customers desperate to get last minute Christmas presents
However that may be, our tramp found himself alone in the store and decided to make the best of it. There was food, drink, bedding and camping equipment, of which he made good use. There must also have been television sets and radios Though it was not reported if he took advantage of these facilities, when the shop re-opened, he was discovered in bed with a large number of empty bottles beside him. He seems to have been a man of good humor and philosophic temperament---as indeed vagrants(流浪漢) very commonly arc. Everyone also was enjoying Christmas, so he saw no good reason why he should not do the same. He submitted, cheerfully enough, to being taken way by the police. Perhaps he had bad a better Christmas than usual. He was sent to prison for Seven days. The judge awarded no compensation to the chain store for the food and drink our tramp had consumed. They had, in his opinion, already received valuable free publicity from the coverage the story received in the newspapers and on television. Perhaps the judge had had a good Christmas too.

1. The tramp was locked in the store____
A. for his mistakes. B. e to a misunderstanding. C. by accident. D. through an error of judgment.

2. The staff were 'dead beat' means they were _____
A. half asleep. B. exhausted. C. irritable. D. forgetful.

3. What action did the tramp take? He_____
A. looted the store. B. made himself at home.
C. went to sleep for 2 days. D. had a Christmas party.

4. When the tramp was arrested, he _____
A. laughed at the police. B. looked forward to going to pr)son.
C. rook his bottles with him. D. didn't make any fuss.

5. Why didn't the judge award compensation to the chain store?
A. The tramp had stolen nothing of value.
B. The store had profited by the incident.
C. The tramp deserved a happy Christmas.
D. The store was responsible for what happened.
1.C(apparently through no fault of his own)第一段中找答案
2.B（No doubt the store was crowded with last minute Christmas shoppers and the staff were dead beat and longing to get home.）
3.B
4.D（He submitted, cheerfully enough, to being taken way by the police. ）
5.B（They had, in his opinion, already received valuable free publicity from the coverage the story received in the newspapers and on television. ）

② 找以下三篇英語閱讀的相關題目以及答案

A Brief History of Coke
Nowadays, Coca-Cola's trademark is well known around the world and its procts average a staggering 400 million servings per day in more than 155 countries. According to legend, it began in a three-legged kettle in the back yard of Atlanta pharmacist Dr. John Styth Permberton who carried a jug of his concoction down the street to Jacob's Pharmacy where it was sold at the soda fountain for 5 cents a glass. Frank Robinson, Pemberton's partner and bookkeeper thought two "C"s would look good in advertising and wrote "Coca-Cola" in the flowering script so famous today.
It is significant that Permberton spent almost twice as much money on advertising ring the first years of operation as he made in profits, for the growth of Coke's popularity is as much e to the advertising and marketing strategy as it is to the quality of its proct. By continually monitoring changes in consumer attitudes and behaviour, the Coca-Cola Co. has become a widely recognized leader in advertising.
Pemberton could not foresee the greatest future awaiting his soft drink and sold out. Asa Griggs Candler bought the business and organized the Coca-Cola Co. into a Georgia corporation. In 1893, he registered Coca-Cola as a trademark.
Under Candler's leadership, the company began to grow quickly. In order to instigate a demand for the proct, he spent heavily on advertising. Signs were put up from coast and appeared on calendars, serving trays and other merchandising items, urging people to drink Coke. Candler's campaign paid off.
Candler was a creative talent at advertising, but showed little imagination in understanding Coke's marketing potential. In 1899, he sold the right to bottle Coke throughout most of the United State for $1, which he never bothered to collect. Candler saw Coke primarily as a soda-fountain drink. But two far-sighted businessmen from Chattanooga, Tennessee, Benjamin Franklin Thomas and Joseph Brown Whitehead, understood the potential, and, for the unpaid dollar, bought a franchise that became worth millions.
Their agreement with Candler began the franchising bottling system that still remains the foundation of the Coca-Cola Co.'s soft drink operations. Thomas and Whitehead sold the rights to bottle Coke to franchisers in every part of the country in return for the bottler's agreement to invest in the necessary resources and effort to make the franchise a success. During the following decade, 779 bottling plants went into operation.
In the early 20th century, Coke blazed the advertising trail, developing innovative concepts that became accepted practices in the filed. One of the most effective was the distribution and redemption of complimentary tickets, entitling the holder to a glass of free Coke at the soda fountain of a dispenser.

The trademark Coca-Cola was originally coined by __.
A. Pemberton
B. a bookkeeper working for Pemberton
C. Frank Robinson
D. Asa Griggs Candler

The main purpose of this article is __.
A. to introce the soft drink Coca-Cola to readers
B. to trace the history of the company's first hundred years
C. to sum up the causes of Coca-Cola's success
D. both B and C

Pemberton sold out his drink because __.
A. he was in bad need of money
B. he failed to see the great potential of the proct
C. he quarrelled with his partner
D. None of the above

Coke's popularity grows steadily because of __?
A. its high quality of the proct
B. its advertising
C. its effective advertising and marketing strategy
D. Both A and C

All of the following were the company's successful examples of advertising except that __.
A. the company distributed complimentary tickets for people to drink a glass of Coke free of charge
B. the company flew an airship over Washington D.C. with a huge Coke sign on its side
C. the company sold the rights to bottle Coke to franchisers in every part of the United States
D. the company set up along Pennsylvania Railroad line huge animated signs that showed a young man drawing a glass of coke from a crockery urn

John Styth Pemberton and Asa Griggs Candler were alike in the respect that both of them __.
A. had a doctor's degree
B. were too short-sighted to see Coke's marketing potential
C. old their business in order to raise money
D. used money in a wasteful way
可能答案太長不能一次發上來，第二和第三篇的全文和問題我都有，在追問的答案里發給你吧

③ 外國小說閱讀答題技巧和格式(詳細)

現代文閱讀常用術語解說

表達技巧：表達技巧是指文章運用了哪些寫作原理、規律和方法來表現文章內容的。對表達技巧的評價鑒賞，就是分析文章運用了哪些表達技巧，表達了什麼內容，達到了什麼藝術效果等。鑒賞的核心是審美，即挖掘作品中的美感因素，達到某種美感享受。對表達技巧的分析鑒賞，不同的文體應從不同的角度考慮。

記敘文（包括散文）應從以下方面去分析：

①從表達方式角度：各種表達方式是否運用自如，靈活多變；敘述人稱的選擇，第一人稱第二人稱的好處；敘述順序的安排，倒插敘手法的運用及作用；描寫的特點（白描細描、細膩生動），心理描寫、細節描寫、景物描寫等的作用。

②從選材剪裁角度：看材料和中心的關系的處理，主次詳略是否得當；材料是否典型、真實、新穎、有力。

③從表現手法角度：是否運用了象徵法、對比法、襯托法、先抑後揚法、托物言志法、借景抒情法等手法。

④從結構安排角度：是否開頭結尾，各有特色；結構嚴密，完整勻稱；烘托鋪墊，前後照應；設置懸念，製造波瀾，起承轉合，曲折有致。

⑤從語言運用角度：語言是否准確、簡練、生動、形象；具有怎樣獨特的語言風格（幽默、辛辣、平實、自然、簡潔明快、含蓄深沉等）；運用了什麼獨特的修辭手法（比喻、擬人、排比、誇張、通感等）。

小說還應從人物塑造是否豐滿、典型，情節的安排是否合理、嚴密、變化、曲折等方面來考慮。

議論文主要從論證方法來考慮，特別是比喻論證、類比論證、引申論證等手法及其作用。說明文主要看是否突出了事物的特點功用，順序安排是否適當等。

表達方式，是指寫文章時所採用的反映社會生活、表達思想感情、介紹事物事理的方式手段。常用的表達方式有5種，即：記敘（敘述）、議論、抒情、描寫和說明。

記敘文主要以記敘和描寫為主，其中兼有說明、抒情和議論；說明文主要以說明為主，也有敘述、議論甚至描寫；議論文以議論為主，兼有記敘、說明或是抒情。

寫作方法，也叫表現手法，是指在文學創作中塑造形象、反映生活所運用的各種具體方法和技巧。包括：對比、象徵、托物言志（托物喻人）、欲揚先抑、襯托（烘托）、誇張諷刺、借景抒情、前後照應等。

分辨記敘、說明、議論、描寫、抒情幾種不同的表達方式，並分析其表達作用：

記敘文的四種記敘方式：順敘、倒敘、插敘、平敘（分敘）。記敘文的描寫分人物描寫和環境描寫。記敘文的間接抒情方式：寓情於景、寓情於事、寓情於理。

人物描寫、環境描寫、細節描寫描寫要抓住事物特點。「畫眼睛」是形象的說法，指寫人要寫出人的心靈，寫事要寫出事件的本質，寫景要寫出人對景的感悟，景的個性。

描寫要生動形象，這是描寫的特點決定的，也是描寫有別於敘述的地方。所謂生動形象，無非是使描寫對象有形、有聲、有色地再現在讀者面前，讓讀者如見其人、如臨其境、如聞其聲。此外，描寫要根據對象特點決定描寫方法，描寫時往往要帶有一定的情感，描寫有白描與細描等等。

議論：對人和事物的好壞、是非、價值、特點、作用等所表示的意見。

記敘文的議論是「畫龍點睛」。記敘文的議論的「畫龍點睛」作用有以下三個方面：

（一）闡發事物的意義

（二）表達作者的看法

（三）揭示文章的主題

抒情：表達作者強烈的愛憎、好惡、喜怒、愛樂等主觀感情。有直接抒情，也有間接抒情。

不同情形下的術語：

評價主旨用語：深化意境 深化主旨 意境 意境 意味深長 耐人尋味

言近旨遠：語言淺近易懂，主旨深遠。

言簡意豐：語言簡潔，內容豐富。

意在言外 言外之意 言在此而意在彼 弦外音，味外味 言有盡而意無窮

含蓄蘊藉 委婉 不著一字，盡得風流：語意含而不露，或表達得不明顯，耐人尋味。

分析手法用語：

卒章顯志：在文章末尾點明主旨。

畫龍點睛：用一兩句精彩的話點明主旨。

直抒胸臆：直接抒發感情。

托物言志 象徵：把要抒發的感情、闡發的思想藉助於對某種事物或物品的描摹議論表達來。

以小見大：由平凡細微的事情反映重大的主題。

開門見山：文章開頭就進入正題，不拐彎抹角。

寄寓 寄託：把感情、主題放在一種事物上表現。

襯托 烘托： 用一個事物來陪襯另一個事物，以使後者更突出。

渲染：描摹色彩以加強效果。

側面描寫：

對比：目的是突出一方。

懷古傷今 借古諷今：追念古代，傷感現實。

起興（xìng）：先言它物，以引起所詠之物。

情景交融 情景相生 情因景生 借景抒情 以景襯情 融情入景 一切景語皆情語

語言特點用語：

勾勒：簡潔的語言描寫，介紹事物的大概。

濃墨重彩：描寫詳盡、細膩。

惟妙惟肖：描寫逼真，多指人或動物。

體物入微 窮形盡態（相）：描寫細致入微、刻畫細致生動。

詩情畫意：

議論類 富有哲理 淋漓盡致 。

語言風格用語

行雲流水：結構、語言自然流暢。

形神兼備：語言、結構等形式與內容主旨 都無可挑剔。

簡潔 洗煉（練）：語言簡練利落。

淺顯 明白如話：不雕塑飾，不加修飾。 平淡無奇 質朴清新 淡雅

詞藻華麗明快：明白通暢。

沉鬱頓挫蒼涼：低沉、蒼勁、舒緩、悲涼等。 雄健 雄渾：雄壯、強健、渾厚。

文章結構用語：

做鋪墊：在情節發生前的交代、暗示。

埋伏筆：前段為後段埋下的線索。

呼應 照應：前後的互相聯系。

渾然天成：結構非常完整，如同自然生成的。

行文技巧用語：

虛實相生：虛，多指文章中想像的部分。 水乳交融：緊密結合在一起。

其它： 構思精巧 新穎 獨樹一幟 別具一格 不落窠臼 不落俗套

自出機杼：有創新，不沿用陳舊的格式、作法。

頗具匠心 感情細膩 感情真摯 躍然紙上 曲折 層次分明 一氣呵成 琅琅上口

考題在鑒賞作品的語言時，常常涉及以下內容：

⑴分析作品語言特點，如准確、簡練、生動、形象等；

⑵理解作品語言風格，如幽默、辛辣、自然、簡明、含蓄、深沉等；

⑶辨析作品採用的修辭手法及其表達效果。

鑒賞文學作品的表達技巧主要包含：

⑴表達方式，如記敘、說明、議論、描寫、抒情；⑵表現手法，如想像、聯想、象徵、渲染、烘托、對比，先抑後揚、托物言志、借景抒情、融情於景等；⑶選材剪材，如材料是否典型、真實、新穎，詳略是否得當等；⑷行文的結構，如開頭和結尾、烘托鋪墊、前後呼應、設置懸念、製造波瀾、承上啟下、起承轉合等；⑸意境的創設，人物形象的塑造、修辭方法的運用等等。

掌握運用八種常見的修辭手法的作用及效果：

比喻：用在記敘、說明、描寫中，能使事物生動、形象、具體，給人以鮮明的印象；用在議論文中，能使抽象道理變得具體，使深奧的道理變得淺顯易懂。運用比喻可以化平淡為生動，化深奧為淺顯，化抽象為具體。

比擬：能使讀者對所表達事物產生鮮明的印象，產生強烈的感情，引起共鳴。運用比擬，可使人或物色彩鮮明，描寫生動，蘊含豐富。

借代：能起到突出形象，使之具體、生動的效果。借代可使表達具體形象。

誇張：可以引起豐富的想像，更好地突出事物的特徵，引起讀者的強烈共鳴。誇張要合情合理，其作用是烘托氣氛，增強聯想，給人啟示，增強表達效果。

對偶：形式上音節整齊勻稱、節奏感強，具有音律美；內容上凝練集中，概括力強。用對偶，句子整齊，表意凝練，抒情酣暢。

排比：可增強語言的氣勢。用來說理，可把道理闡述得更嚴密、更透徹；用來抒情，可把感情抒發得淋漓盡致。其作用在加強語氣、強調內容、加重感情。

設問：總的作用是引起讀者思考。用在標題上，能吸引讀者，啟發讀者思考，更好地體現文章的中心；用在一段的開頭或結尾處，除引起思考外，還有承上啟下的過渡作用；用在議論文中，能使論證深入，脈絡清晰。

對「理解作者在文中所運用的表達技巧及其效果(作用) 」題, 結合原文信息和所學語文知識進行解答。答題要點包括三個方面：

1、用了什麼方法。要辨明本語句所運用的是哪一種修辭或表現手法。

2、表達了什麼內容。分析這種修辭或表現手法在文句中是要表現什麼內容， 要清楚此種修辭或表現手法的一般表達效果。

3、有何效果或作用。要清楚此種修辭或表現手法的一般表達效果,並結合具體語句加以說明。

答案表述的原則：

1、忠實於題干。題干包含了題目的要求和一些答題的信息，題干中往往隱含了表述的范圍、角度和表達方式。審清題干是做好閱讀題的前提。

2、忠實於原文。「現代文閱讀題的答案在原文之中，不要憑空去想。」這教給我們做現代文閱讀題的一條基本原則，即答案在文中找。即使有些題目找不出原詞句組成答案,也要弄通語境,得其要旨,不能自由生發,離「題」萬里。

3、忠實於語言規則。閱讀題答案表述要依據題干要求和文中答案信息作答，做到要點全面，內容精確，用詞准確，語言簡潔，字數不超過規定數。

如何在原文中尋找語句答題：

1． 定區域。先確定題干中的語句在原文中哪個段落，從而劃定選擇答案的有效區域。

2． 明方向。認真審讀題目，弄清所問，找准答題方向，再「瞻前顧後」結合上下文（包括上下段落）進行分析，找出最切題的語句作答。

④ 收十道英語的閱讀短文完成練習,要有答案

A

I have a robot friend, Robbi. It looks like my toy car because it moves on four wheels. It is always helpful.

「Come on, Robbi! Bring me milk.」 「Yes, Sandy,」 says Robbi. It goes to the kitchen and comes back with a glass of milk. It can find milk among orange juice, water, apple juice. Do you think Robbi is a waiter only good at doing housework? No, it』s much more than that! It has brains(頭腦), too! Let me ask Robbi a few questions.

「Robbi, how many letters are there in English?」 「26.」

「Who is Barack Obama?」 「He is the president of the USA.」

When night comes, I need to sleep. It closes its eyes and stands there quietly! In the morning, It opens its eyes and begins to work again.

( )51. Who is Robbi?

A. Robbi is the name of a robot. B. Robbi is the writer』s toy car.

C. Robbi is the name of the writer. D. Robbi is a waiter.

( )52. What does the word 「wheels」 mean?

A.輪子 B.翅膀 C.腿 D.腳

( )53. What does the writer ask the robot to bring him?

A. Orange juice. B. Milk. C. Apple juice. D. Water.

( )54. When will the robot stop working?

A. When it answers all the questions. B. When the writer closes his eyes.

C. When it finishes all the housework. D. When night comes.

( )55. Which of the following is NOT true according to the passage?

A. Robbi is good at doing his housework. B. Robbi knows a lot of things.

C. Robbi stands quietly when the writer sleeps D. Robbi looks like a little boy.

B

We each have a memory(記憶力). That』s why we can still remember things after a long time. Some people have very good memories and they can easily learn many things by heart, but some people can only remember things when they say or do them again and again. Many of the great men of the world have got unusual memories.

A good memory is a great help in learning a language. Everybody learns his mother language when he is a small child. He hears the sounds, remembers them and then he learns to speak. Some children are living with their parents in foreign countries. They can learn two languages as easily as one because they hear, remember and speak two languages every day. In school it is not so easy to learn a foreign language because the pupils have so little time for it, and they are busy with other subjects, too.

But your memory will become better and better when you do more and more exercises.

( )56. Some people can easily learn many things by heart because_________________.

A. they always sleep very well B. they often eat good food

C. they read a lot of books D. they have very good memories

( )57. Everybody learns his mother language____________________.

A. at the age of six B. when he is a small child

C. after he goes to school D. when he can read and write

( )58. Before a child can speak, he must_________________.

A. read and write B. make sentences

C. hear and remember the sounds D. think hard

( )59. In school the pupils can』t learn a foreign language well because_______________.

A. they have no good memories B. they have no recorders

C. they have too much time for it D. they are busy with other subjects

( )60. Your memory will become better and better_______________________.

A. if you have plenty of good food B. if you do more and more exercises

C. if you do morning exercises every day D. if you get up early

C

You are what you eat

Keeping better eating habits can help you have less illness. A healthy eating plan means choosing the right food to eat and cooking food in a healthy way.

___________

Do you often change your toothbrush? Maybe you think it is unnecessary. A study shows old toothbrushes bring disease(病菌). You should often change your toothbrush.

Exercise

Swimming, cycling, jogging, skating, dancing, walking and some other activities can help you stay healthy. You should exercise at least three times a week and for twenty minutes or more each time. Do it!

Plan out your life

You should have breakfast before you go to school. Have a right meal for lunch. Follow a healthy diet.

( )61. What』s the passage mainly about?

A. Healthy food. B. Healthy lifestyle. C. Junk food. D. Healthy sports.

( )62.What is the best title for the second passage??

A. Man』s disease. B. Disease. C. Your toothbrush. D. Your bathroom.

( )63. How long should you exercise each time?

A. Twenty-five minutes. B. Fifteen minutes.

C. Five minutes. D. Ten minutes.

( )64. From the passage, we know __________ can help us stay healthy.

A. right diet B. exercise and right diet C. sleep D. exercise

( )65. What does a healthy plan mean?

A. Choosing the right food. B. Cooking the food in a healthy way.

C. Never eat meat or fresh vegetables. D. Both A and B.

51-55 AABDD 56-60 DBCDB 61-65 BCABD (先發這么多）

Sarah was ill, she went to see the doctor.

「 Doctor, I』m not feeling well,」 she said. 「 Every time I do my homework, I feel tired. If I go to school on foot, I have to sit down and rest for ten minutes.」

The doctor looked at her carefully. At last he said, 「 Nothing much. But I』m afraid you are eating too much.」

「I don』t understand, what do you mean ? 」asked Sarah. 「I mean you eat too much food,」 said the doctor.

「 Oh! You mean I』m too fat. That』s a problem.」 Said Sarah. 「What should I do if I don』t want to be heavy !」

「 The answer is easy,」 said the doctor. 「 If you want to be thin and healthy, you shouldn』t eat a lot of food and you also should do much exercise.」

根據短文內容，選擇最佳選項。（每小題2分，共10分）

( ) 6. What was the matter with Sarah ?

A. She felt tired B. She felt sad C. She felt sore in the back D. She felt hungry

( ) 7. Sarah went to school .

A. by bike B. by bus C. by car D. on foot

( ) 8. The doctor told her that .

A. she must eat much food B. she ate too much

C. she was too thin D. she was ill

( ) 9. is a problem.

A. Eating less food B. Being too fat

C. Working too hard D. Playing too much sports

( ) 10. Sarah wants to later.

A. eat a lot of meat B. be fat

C. do more exercise D. stay at home for some days

（C）

Bill and his friends are going hiking this weekend. He』s afraid （害怕） he』s going to be hungry , so he buys a lot of food and his bag is big and heavy . They start at nine in the morning and they get to the city five hours later .They』re all tired and his friends get on a bus , but Bill can』t . His bag sticks ( 卡住 ) in the door and he has to get off . The bus leaves and he doesn』t know where he』s going to meet them . He walks in the street and when it』s eight in the evening , he goes into a restaurant. He asks for some drinks and soon begins to sleep.

When he wakes up（醒）, he can』t find any people in the restaurant . The door is closed and he can』t go out . He finds a telephone number and begins to call Mr. Jackson , the owner（主人） of the restaurant.

「 Hello ,」 says the boy, 「 When do you open your restaurant , Mr. Jackson ?」

The telephone wakes up the man and he isn』t happy. So he says , 「 Don』t ask me about that . I can』t let you in .」

「 Oh , no ! I want to go out .」

根據短文內容，選擇最佳選項。（每小題2分，共10分）

( ) 11. Bill』s bag is big because .

A. there』s a lot of cloths in it B. he puts much food in it

C. he likes big bags D. he takes many books

( ) 12. , so he still at the stop .

A. Bill can』t carry his bag onto the bus B. Bill doesn』t see his friends

C. Bill doesn』t know which bus to get on D. Bill wants to take another（另一）bus

( ) 13. Bill goes to sleep because .

A. he』s very hungry B. he eats too much in the restaurant

C. he doesn』t know where to go D. he』s very tired

( ) 14. Mr. Jackson thinks .

A. Bill wants to sleep in his restaurant B. Bill wants to go into the restaurant

C. Bill leaves his bag in the restaurant D. Bill wants to go out of the restaurant

( ) 15. Which of the following is NOT RIGHT ?

A. At two o』clock in the afternoon , Bill and his friends get to the city .

B. When Bill wakes up , he finds the door is locked ( 被鎖上 ) .

C. Bill knows where they are going to meet .

D. Bill wants to go out , so he telephones Mr. Jackson .

6~10 ADBBC 11~15 BADBC (這些夠了嗎）

A

Long, long ago there was a very foolish thief. Do you know what he did one day? When he wanted to steal(偷) the bell on his neighbour』s door, he walked up to the door, took hold of(抓住) the bell and pulled hard. The bell made a very loud noise. The thief was afraid and went home.

Then he sat down to think, 「I must do something about the noise,」 he said. He thought and thought. At last he had an idea. 「Ah, I』ll put some cotton in my ears. Then I won』t be able to hear the noise.」 The next day he went to the door of his neighbour, and took hold of the bell. This time he pulled even harder. The bell rang loudly, but the thief did not hear anything. With another hard pull he got the bell out. Just then the neighbour came running out. 「Steal my bell? I』ll teach you a lesson(教訓),」the angry man shouted. And he hit the thief on the nose.

The foolish thief did not know how the neighbour found out he was stealing the bell. 「Why did he come out just then?」 he wondered (感到疑惑).

41. The thief was trying to get .

A. his neighbour B. his neighbour』s doorbell

C. some cotton D. a door with a bell on it

42. The thief put some cotton in his ears. He thought it would be for him to steal the doorbell.

A. safe B. difficult C. dangerous D. easy

43. The neighbour ran out probably(很可能) because__________________.

A. he knew his doorbell was being stolen

B. he thought someone was eager (渴望的) to visit him

C. He realized (意識到) something strange happened

D. Both B and C

44. The neighbour hit the thief to_____________________.

A. give him lessons B. punish (懲罰) him for stealing

C. help him with the bell D. be his teacher

45. Which of the following is TRUE?

A. The thief understood why he was hit on the nose.

B. The thief knew why the neighbour came out.

C .The thief thought the neighbour could not hear the bell.

D. The thief didn』t want to know why the neighbour ran out just at the time he stole the doorbell.

41-45 BADBC 改什麼，閱讀理解應該都能用

⑤ 一篇英語閱讀短文題目.

全部么？我試試。

當你想去購物的時候，你應該先決定要買的新衣服要花多少錢，考慮這些衣服你真的需要，然後尋找有銷售這些衣服的商店。也就是說，你可以買一些低價格的新衣服。
所有的新衣服內部都會有標簽，那些標簽會告訴你如何保養好你的衣服。T-恤上的標簽應該會告訴你用溫水洗；毛衣上的標簽會告訴你用冷水洗；在大衣上的標簽會說：只能乾洗.用水洗會把大衣給毀了.（如果你按照標簽上的說明去做的話，你可以保養得它們更好）現在的許多衣服都必須乾洗，乾洗也很昂貴。當你買了一件衣服，你應該非常小心的看它們是否要乾洗，如果你買的衣服可以洗得比較容易，那你將可以攢下這筆錢了。如果你買了質量較好的衣服，那你可以攢下錢因為他們很耐用。它們看起來很棒甚至在洗過很多次以後。有時候一些衣服很貴，但這不意味著它們的質量總是好的，或者它們更符合。換言之，一些不那麼貴的衣服會比很貴的衣服質量更好，更合適。
答：
1 .The clothes that can wash easily and made well.
2. The lables can tell us how to take care of our clothes.
3. The quality（答案不唯一）
4.
5.A

⑥ 求10篇 短篇閱讀 及問題答案

那個水平的?
找個高中的吧.
一、常見題型分析

(一)主旨大意題

主旨大意題在閱讀理解試題中所佔比例及難度都相當大。主旨大意是作者在文章中要表達的主要內容，是全文的核心，作者在文章中努力通過各種細節信息來闡明中心話題。因此，把握主旨大意對於正確理解全文具有重要意義。要找出主旨大意，應採用快速閱讀法瀏覽全文，閱讀時要注意抓住表達中心思想的句子。文章不同，中心句在文章中的位置也就不同，但一般情況下閱讀時應特別留意文章的開頭、結尾及各個段落的首句和尾句，因為它們往往包含文章的中心議題。更多精彩盡在《試題調研》第9輯《考前搶分必備》

常見的命題方式：

What is the main idea of this passage?

What dose this passage mainly concern?

The main theme of this passage is_____________

The main point of the passage is___________

Which of the following is the best title for the passage?

The title that best expresses the theme of the passage is______

The purpose of the writer writing this passage is_____

Which of the following best describes the passage as a whole?

文章主題常常可以通過文章的寫作方法來體現，有以下幾種情況：

1。題句位於句首。主題句出現在文首，開門見山，提出主題，隨之用細節來解釋、支撐主題句所表達的主題思想。這是英語中最常見的演繹寫作法。2。主題句位於段末。主題句出現在文章結尾是作者採用了先擺事實，後作結論的手法。這種段落稱作歸納型段落。這是英語中最常見的歸納寫作法。3. 主題句首尾呼應。為突出主題，作者先提出主題，結尾時再次點出主題，這種首尾呼應的寫作方法也較為多見。通常，前後表述主題的句子不是簡單的重復，後面的表述往往有進一步的引申或發展的意味。4。主題句位於段落的中間。主題句出現在文章的中間，通常前面只提出問題，文章的主題由隨之陳述的細節或合乎邏輯的引申在文中導出，而後又作進一步的解釋、說明或發展。5。主題句隱含在段意之中。全文沒有明確的主題句。其中心思想包含在各個句子中，在這種情況下，讀者要把所有已知的細節綜合起來，進行邏輯推理，概括歸納出主題句。

【典例1】 The global energy crisis is approaching. What can we do? Here are some steps you can take。

Cooling puts the greatest stress on your summer energy bill and the power grid(電網). Just as a tune-up for your car can improve your gas mileage, a yearly tune-up of your heating and cooling system can improve efficiency and comfort. Clean or replaces filters monthly or as needed。

……

Drive the car that gets better gas mileage whenever possible if you own more than one vehicle. If you drive 12,500 miles a year, switching 10 percent of your trips from a car that gets 20 miles per gallon to one that gets 30 mpg will save you more than ￡65 per year。

Carpool. The average U.S. commuter(乘車上班族) could save about ￡260 a year by sharing cars twice a week with two people in a car that gets 20.1 mpg—assuming the three passengers share the cost of gas. (2008·安徽卷)

This passage is mainly about ________。

A. energy-saving tips B. fuel-saving tips

C. do-it-yourself tips D. environment-protecting tips

【解析】 本文主要介紹了如何節約能源。本文是一篇科普文章，主題很明顯，文章一開始就點明了主題，接下來整篇文章都是圍繞如何save energy展開，而save fuel僅僅只是其中的一部分。故選A。針對主旨大意類題目，應採用快速閱讀法(Skimming)瀏覽全文。在閱讀時，應特別注意文章的開頭、結尾及段落的段首句和段尾句，因為他們往往名包含文章的中心議題。

【典例2】 Domestic (馴養的) horses now pull ploughs, race in the Kentucky Derby, and carry police. But early horses weren』t tame (馴服的) enough to perform these kinds of tasks. Scientists think the first interactions humans had with horses were far different from those today。

Thousands of years ago, people killed the wild horses that lived around them for food. Over time, people began to catch the animals and raise them. This was the first step in domestication。

……

The domestication of horses has had great effects on societies. For example, horse were important tools in the advancement of modern agriculture. Using them to pull ploughs and carry heavy loads allowed people to farm more efficiently. Before they were able to ride horses, humans had to cross land on foot. Riding horses allowed people to travel far greater distance in much less time. That encouraged populations living in different areas to interact with one another. The new from of rapid transportation helped cultures spread around the world. (2008·北京卷)

The passage is mainly about _______。

A. why humans domesticated horses

B. how humans and horses needed each other

C. why horses came in different shapes and sizes

D. how human societies and horses influenced each other

【解析】 本文以時間為順序，記敘了人類對馬的馴化以及馬對人類的生活所產生的重要影響。本題考查主旨大意。前四段說明，人類馴養了野馬，使得馬的種類繁多，這是人類社會對馬的影響；最後一段說明，馬作為交通工具加速了人類文化傳播的進程。故文章的主題應是D所說的內容。此主題句出現在文章的最後一段。如果文章沒有明確的主題句，文章的中心思想往往包含在各個段落中，考生可採取提綱挈領的方法，通過分析細節把文章的要點歸納出來，概括出全文的中心思想。

選擇標題屬主旨大意題，是閱讀理解題常考的題型之一。那麼怎麼樣選擇文章的標題？ 選擇文章標題屬深層次理解題，它要求考生在通讀全文的基礎上，認真分析主人公的特定心態、文章大意及作者寫作意圖，在此基礎上，所選出的標題還應做到概括性、針對性、醒目性的有機結合。

1。概括性原則 要求標題應在最大限度上覆蓋全文，囊括文章的主要內容，體現文章的主旨。標題實際上是文章主題的一種確認方式。前面我們提到，通過尋找主題句，往往很容易確定短文的標題。但大多數文章的主題句並不明顯，需要我們通過體會字里行間蘊含的意思從整體上把握文章的主旨，從全局的角度概括歸納出文章的標題。要防止本末倒置，主次不分，以點代面，以偏概全。

2。針對性原則 針對性原則是對標題外延的一種界定。概括性原則要求文章標題包括文章的主要內容。但如果標題過大，就違背了針對性原則、針對性原則要求標題不能太過於概括，而是要直接指向文章的主旨。即標題不能太大也不能太小。要量體裁衣，大小適度。

3。醒目性原則 標題是文章的點睛之筆，是文章的靈魂。標題的好壞往往會影響文章的可讀性。讀者往往從標題上決定文章的閱讀取捨。故標題往往比較醒目，甚至比較離奇，目的是為了吸引讀者的注意力，喚起讀者對文章閱讀的興趣。所以在標題選擇的過程中，在滿足概括性和針對性的條件下，還要考慮標題的醒目性。

(二)推理判斷題

推理判斷題是指在理解原文字面意義的基礎上，通過對語篇邏輯關系的分析和細節的暗示，作出一定的判斷和推理，從而得出文章的深層意義及隱含意義的過程。推理判斷題在閱讀中屬於難度較高的題型，通常占總題數的15%－30%。它主要考查考生理清上下文邏輯關系的能力以及考生的識別能力。推理判斷題所涉及的內容可能是文中某一句話，也可能是某幾句話，要求考生在遵循原文意義的基礎上，對文章字面信息進行分析、挖掘、邏輯推理，揭示其深層含義。常出現的推理題有邏輯推理，知識推理等。這類考題中常出現的詞有：infer, imply, suggest, indicate, conclude, learn from, probably, most likely, can, could, might, may等。

常見的命題方式：

From paragraph one we can infer that_________

What can be inferred from the passage?

We can infer from the text that…?

What can we learn from…?

We can conclude from the passage that_______

The last sentence of the first paragraph most probably implies that______

The author implies that_______

This passage would most likely be found in______

The author』s attitude toward…is_________?

推理判斷題要在閱讀理解整體語篇的基礎上，掌握文章的真正內涵。(1)要吃透文章的字面意思，從字里行間捕捉有用的提示和線索，這是推理的前提和基礎；(2)要對文字的表面信息進行挖掘加工，由表入里，由淺入深，從具體到抽象，從特殊到一般，通過分析、綜合、判斷等，進行深層處理，符合邏輯地推理。不能就事論事，斷章取義，以偏概全；(3)要忠實於原文，不能主觀臆想，更不能以自己的觀點代替作者的觀點；(4)要把握句、段之間的邏輯關系，了解語篇的結構。要體會文章的基調，揣摩作者的態度，摸准邏輯發展的方向，悟出作者的弦外之音。

【典例1】 Michael Fish may soon be replaced as a weather forecaster by something truly fishier—the shark(鯊魚)。

Research by a British biology student suggests that sharks could be used to predict storms。

Lauren Smith, 24, is close to completing her study on shark』s ability to sense pressure。

If her studies prove the theory, scientists may be able to monitor the behaviour of sharks to predict bad weather。

…

It has been discovered that a shark senses pressure using hair cells in its balance system。

At the Bimini Shark Lab in the Bahamas, Miss Smith fixed hi-tech sensors to sharks to record pressure and temperature, while also tracking them using GPS (Global Positioning System) technology。

In Aberdeen, she was able to study the effects of tidal(潮汐的) and temperature changes on dogfish—none of which were harmed. She also used a special lab which can mimic(模擬) oceanic pressure changes caused by weather fronts。

She is e to complete her study and graate later this year. She says she will be looking for a job which will give her the chance to enrich her experience of shark research. (2008·天津卷)

44. The passage is most probably taken from _____。

A. a short-story collection

B. a popular science magazine

C. a research paper

D. a personal diary

45. What do we learn from the first four paragraph of the passage?

A. Sharks may be used to predict bad weather。

B. Sharks』 behaviour can be controlled。

C. Michael Fish is not qualified for his job。

D. Lauren Smith will become a weather forecaster。

如：Mary is e to leave at two o』clock。

【解析】 本文為科普類文章，介紹了一位英國生物系學生對於鯊魚來預測暴風雨的研究。

44. B 推理判斷題。本題適宜用排除法。由文章內容來看這是一篇科普文，A、D可刪除，由文章的語言來看，並未出現大量的專業術語，可刪除C 「a research paper」(科研論文)

45. A 推理判斷題。由第一段和第四段可知，前四段所要表達的含義為If her studies prove the theory, scientists may be able to monitor the behavior of Sharks to predict bad weather。(科學家們可以通過監視鯊魚的行為來預測不好的天氣」。故A 項正確。細節推斷題要求學生根據語篇關系，推斷具體細節，如時間、地點、人物關系、人物身份、事件等。一般可根據短文提供的信息，或者藉助生活常識進行推理判斷。解答此類題，不僅需要我們有一定的社會基礎知識，而且還需要對細節以及有關背景知識有一個充分的理解。

【典例2】 It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, carrier, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of the dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him。

Over the phone, his mother told him, 「Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday。」 Memories fleshed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days。

…

Inside he found these words carved: 「Jack. Thanks for your time! Harold Belser。」

「Oh. My God! This is the thing he valued most …」

Jack held the watch for a few minutes, then called his assistant and cleared his appointments for the next two days. 「Why?」 his assistant asked。

「I need some time to spend with my son,」 he said. (2008·江蘇卷)

69. Why did Jack say he needed some time to spend with his son?

A. He was very tired of his work and wanted to have a good rest。

B. He had promised to spare more time to stay with his son。

C. He had missed his son and his family for days。

D. He came to realize the importance of the time with his family。

【解析】 本文屬於記敘文，文章由鄰居之死而引出一個不容忽視的社會主題：友情、親情才是最重要的。69. D推理判斷題，由文中可知Belser的遺言對Jack觸動很大，同時也使他開始領悟到：只有親人、朋友才是生活中最重要的。因果推斷題要求考生根據已知結果推測導致該結果產生的可能原因，考生要准確掌握文章的內涵，理解文章的真正含義。回答推理判斷題的試題時，考生一定要牢記，能夠直接從文中找到的選項不是正確選項，因為與原文一樣的句子不叫推理。只有那些沒有在文中直接出現，但根據文中的信息經過推斷可以得出的才是符合題意的正確選項。

【典例3】As kids, my friends and I spent a lot of time out in the woods. 「The woods」 was our part-time address, destination, purpose, and excuse. If I went to a friend』s house and found him not at home, his mother might say, 「Oh, he』s out in the woods, 」 with a tone(語氣) of airy acceptance. It』s similar to the tone people sometimes use nowadays to tell me that someone I』m looking for is on the golf course or at the gym, or even 「away from his desk。」 For us ten-year-olds, 「being out in the woods」 was just an excuse to do whatever we feel like for a while。

…

It was in a tree, too, that our days of fooling around in the woods came to an end. By then some of us has reached seventh grade and had begun the rough ride of adolescence(青春期). In March, the month when we usually took to the woods again after winter, two friends and I set out to go exploring. We climbed a tree, and all of a sudden it occurred to all three of us at the same time that were really were rather big to be up in a tree. Soon there would be the spring dances on Friday evenings in the high school cafeteria. (2008·天津卷)

55. How does the author feel about his childhood?

A. Happy but short. B. Lonely but memorable。

C. Boring and meaningless. D. Long and unforgettable。

【解析】 本文描述了小時侯玩耍的「樹林」對與「我」和朋友們的意義。主要講述了我們在「樹林」中所從事的活動——探索，以及之後隨著年齡的增長，不再去那裡的過程。55. A 從全文看，作者在「樹林」里過的很愉快，又由最後一段可知，當我們一部分人上了七年級之後。我們在「樹林」中的玩耍就結束了。很短暫。因此，正確選項為A。做這一類題時一定注意：1. 由表及裡地准確把握字里行間的意思，切勿用自己的主觀想法或觀點代替作者的思想觀點。2. 要特別注意那些描寫環境氣氛的語言，以及表達感情、態度觀點的詞語和作者在文章中的措辭，尤其是感情色彩的形容詞。3. 能結合自己平時積累的有關英語國家的文化傳統、風俗習慣等背景知識來識別評價。

(三)詞義推測題

該題型主要考查考生根據上下文推測詞義和語義的能力，突出考查對語境的分析和把握能力。近幾年的高考閱讀理解題越來越重視對猜詞悟義能力的考查，試題中有一到兩個小題是直接考查詞義猜測的。從考查內容看主要有猜測某個生詞、熟詞、短語或句子的意思以及猜測代詞的指代等。

常見的命題方式：

Which of the following is the closest in meaning to the word…?

The word…could best be replaced by…?

In the…paragraph, the word…means(refers to)…

According to the passage,…probably means…

The authors uses the word…to mean…

The word…is most likely to mean…。

【典例1】 Parents and kids today dress alike, listen to the same music, and are friends. Is this a good thing? Sometimes, when Mr. Ballmer and his 16-year-old daughter, Elizabeth, listen to rock music together and talk about interests both enjoy, such as pop culture, he remembers his more distant relationship with his parents when he was a teenager。

「I would never have said to my mom, 『Hey, the new Weezer album is really great. How do you like it?』」 says Ballmer. 「There was just a complete gap in taste。」

Music was not the only gulf. From clothing and hairstyles to activities and expectations, earlier generations of parents and children often appeared to move in separate orbits。

… (2008·廣東卷)

41. The underlined word 「gulf」 in Para.3 most probably means _________。

A. interest B. distance C. difference D. separation

【解析】 本文講述「代溝」的發展、變化。以40歲左右為分界線，之前和之後與子女間的關系在改變，雖然代溝越來越窄，但仍沒有消失，家庭研究專家提醒新的平等關系也會導致子女對父母的不尊重。41. D 由上文中提到的 「…he remembers his more distant relationship with his parents when he was a teenager。」以及「There was just a complete gap in taste。」可知gulf應表示兩代人之間關系的「代溝」。separation指「分開，分離」。猜測詞義時更多用到的方法是：結合上下文的意義、線索、內在邏輯關系。一般情況下，上下文所提示的意義與所考詞彙通常是同義、反義或針對性解釋的關系，可直接確定詞義。根據上下文意義很難作出判斷的，就考慮用句法和內在邏輯方法去判斷，符合句法和內在邏輯的可能為正確答案，反之則排除。

【典例2】

Dear Hamilton,

We are fortunate that in such a large, high-pressure office we all get along so well. You are one of the people who keep the social temperature at such a comfortable setting. I don』t know anyone in the office who is better liked than you。

You can perhaps help with this. The collection of contributions towards gifts for employees』 personal-life events is becoming a little troubling. Certainly, the group sending of a gift is reasonable now and then. In the past month, however, there have been collections for two baby shower gifts, one wedding shower gift, two wedding gifts, one funeral(葬禮)remembrance, four birthday gifts, and three graation gifts。

It』s not only the collected-from who are growing uncomfortable (and poor)， but the collected-for feel uneasy receiving gifts from people who don』t know them outside the office, who wouldn』t even recognize their graating children, their marrying daughters and sons, or their dead relatives。

This is basically a kind gesture (and one that people think well of you for)， but the practice seems to have become too wide-ranging and feels improper in today』s office setting。

Thank you for understanding. (2008·北京卷)

63. The underlined word 「contributions」 probably means ________。

A. money B. suggestions C. reports D. understanding

【解析】 這是一篇書信，作者提出辦公室里存在一種不好的現象：無論有什麼事，辦公室里所有人都湊份子錢。作者對這種做法提出質疑，說這種風氣不好，並希望收信人能夠關注此事。63. A 第二段說湊份子是為了買禮物慶祝職員個人生活中的大事，比如婚禮，葬禮等。結合選項判斷，畫線部分的contributions指money，故選A。做題時，首先要仔細看單詞來確定詞性，是名詞、動詞、形容詞還是副詞，(如上面的高考題中的contributions，根據-tion我們可以推知該詞應該是名詞)；然後好好研究含有生詞的從句或句子與其他的句子或段落之間的關系，或跟相鄰單詞或句子的關系，它們之間可能出現因果、比較、時間、例證等關系，有時候標點符號也可以提供線索。最後還要根據上下文檢測猜測結果的正確性。

⑦ 求七年級上冊英語閱讀短文20篇 含答案

1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。

2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」

⑧ 英語短文閱讀

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」
這樣可以么?很多哦

回答者： 寒蟬鳴泣の時 - 魔法師 四級 2009-5-19 21:06
1。Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。

2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」